Today's quotes [1.10.13]
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Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be
discontinued... Reason: it has been reported to our office that you
expired on January 1, 1976.
-- Letter from the Illinois Department of Public Aid
"You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."
- Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach
"Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward." - William E. Davidsen
"Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place."
- Billy Crystal.
Despair leads to boredom, electronic games,
computer hacking, poetry, and other bad habits.
- Edward Abbey
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