Today's quotes [1.1.13]
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The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia
"I never married because there was no need.
I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband.
I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all
afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night."
--- Marie Corelli
Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube
There are some things one would rather have done than do.
- Edward Abbey
I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an
Englishman in the dark.
- - - Duncan Spaeth
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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