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Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV

        Your son's finally maturing
        He's involved with the woman next door
        So are you


What does Bill say to prospective interns?

"Haven't I cum across your face before?"


A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.
He stops, turns around and shouts, "Will you all get lost! I haven't got 
your bloody ball!"


A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.
He put a provision in his will though that she couldn't touch
any of it until she turned 14.


   My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wife
   hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he were in
   fact "cheating" on her. I asked my wife if she would ever do that.
   She said, "Well not so much to find out who the other woman was, but
   to see if I could find out what she saw in ya."


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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.


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