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Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue?

A: Because the rice falls through the grill


Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.
They were discussing the fact that if they go
for a swim, someone might steal their cigarettes,
but if they take the cigarettes with them, they
will get soaked. Then they notice a gorgeous girl
walking out of the ocean. She reaches into the top
of her swimsuit, pulls out a perfectly dry
cigarette and book of matches and lights up. The
ladies go up to the girl and ask, "How do you keep
your cigarettes dry?" Her answer, "I put them inside
of a condom."
     The women rush to a pharmacy and ask for a
condom. When the pharmacist asks, "What size?" one of
the ladies says, "It should fit a Camel."


What's a accordion good for?

     Learning how to fold a map. 


How do you get Visual Aids? 

     - From a nasty poke in the eye. 


Why don't witches wear panties?

So they can get a better grip on the broom.


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