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Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He says, "Hey Dad! What are
you doin?" His father says, "I'm filling your mother's tank." Johnny says,
"Oh, yeah? Well, you should get a model that gets better mileage. The
milkman filled her this morning."
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?
SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,
and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them
in the dark until they mature into something you'd want
to have dinner with.
How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
Q: Why do women wear tampoons when they skydive?
A: So they don't whistle on the way down.
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