Today's stories [9.24.12]
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That guy was shopping at the grocery store the other day and
tried to pay for his purchase with his ATM. After swiping it
several times he told the cashier that he didn't think it was
working. The cashier told him that she didn't think anyone
had ever been able to get their driver's license to work in
Klatt was telling me about growing up in NYC, working at a
local fruitstand. An elderly woman came up to the stand
asking if we had any "dates". My friend and working partner
told her that we didn't have any "dates". She then asked if we
had "nuts". My friend said, "Ma'am, if we had 'nuts' then we've
Do you realize 25% of all married men kiss their wife good-bye
when they leave the house?
Of these same men 90% will kiss their house good-bye when
their wife leaves.
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