Today's stories [9.23.12]
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A massive cold front swept across the nation this week,
but it's not expected to affect the election.
Says Hamilton, "The Weather Channel said the five-day
forecast for Bob Dole is three days."
It's not all that often a wife will confess her faults. Just the other
nite my wife said, "Hon, I know I'm not the perfect wife. I realize
I'm often too outspoken."
Risking all manner of flying objects, I couldn't resist the temptation
and calmly replied, "Oh, by whom dear ?"
Try as I might though, I just can't seem to win many points with my
wife. Just the other day she was reminding me of how often she had to
ask for my help with our kids. Then she pointed out that the youngest
had moved out over eight years ago. I smiled and said "OK, what would
you like me to do next ?" Again -- nothing but cold icy silence. I
just don't understand that woman at all.
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