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Kremlin aides said Friday that President Boris Yeltsin, now in hospital with pneumonia, should be well enough to see out his remaining 18 months in office. The Premier's spokesperson also called on American doctor Jack Kevorkian to please stop pestering the Kremlin with calls and letters.
The fossilized remnants of an asteroid that may have caused the global extinction of dinosaurs and other species more than 65 million years ago has been found by a National Science Foundation researcher. Surprisingly, carbon dating indicates that Aerosmith did the theme music for that asteroid, too.
The editors at "Playboy" have selected Marilyn Monroe for first place in its "The 100 Sexiest Women of the Century" feature. For organizational purposes, the list is divided into "Chicks Who Slept WIth A Kennedy" and "Chicks Who Didn't Sleep With A Kennedy."
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