Today's quotes [9.9.12]
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I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I
don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash
clothes on the last day of their life?
"Life without you would be like a broken pencil." "How's that?"
"Completely pointless." -- Blackadder, Series II
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
"If America could be, once again, a nation of self-reliant farmers, craftsmen,
hunters, ranchers, and artists, then the rich would have little power to
dominate others. Neither to serve nor to rule: That was the American dream."
"I'm sorry, we made a pop song..."
-- Gibby Haynes of the Butthole Surfers introducing
"Pepper" at #4 in the Hottest 100 of 1996
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