Today's quotes [9.8.12]
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Well, aren't we just a ray of stinking sunshine?
ON MATHEMATICAL TRANSFORMS
A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.
On Clinton: "A man will occasionally step on his dick, but he shouldn't
stand on it"
"How tall are you?"
"Six foot seven."
"Let's forget about the six feet and talk about the seven inches."
- Mae West
"No Ange, I'm _not_ coming to your party, I'm playing strip twister!"
-- Anthia Rallis, in the middle of the terminal lab,
without any warning whatsoever
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