Today's quotes [9.7.12]
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"What are you clearing your throat for?"
-- tanya, Alasdair
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.
I'll have to admit the first part of my marriage was happy.
But then, on the way from the ceremony to the reception ...
Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
In the beginning the Universe was created... This made a lot of people
angry and was widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
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