Today's quotes [9.6.12]
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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've
wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went
to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
-- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before.
Where there's a will,
There's an inheritance tax.
"Cognitive Dissonance Is Your Friend."
-- J. Michael Straczynski
Karaoke is Japanese for "Tone Deaf"
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