Today's quotes [9.5.12]
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Speech was divided into four parts that the inspired
priests know. Three parts, hidden in deep secret, humans
do not stir into action; the fourth part of Speech is what
Rig Veda (B.C. 1200-900?)
"When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate
each other." -- Eric Hoffer
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it
by killing all those who opposed them.
Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
- Kimberly Johnson
"Trying" is the first step toward failure
- Homer Simpson
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