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Speech was divided into four parts that the inspired
               priests know.  Three parts, hidden in deep secret, humans   
               do not stir into action; the fourth part of Speech is what  
               men speak.                                                  

                                                    Rig Veda (B.C. 1200-900?)



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"When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate
       each other." -- Eric Hoffer


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Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it 
by killing all those who opposed them.

3. 




Never ruin an apology with an excuse. 

    - Kimberly Johnson

4. 




"Trying" is the first step toward failure 

              - Homer Simpson 

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