Today's quotes [9.4.12]
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I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear. -
Te audire non possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
-- Jason B. Standing, Esq.
"Don't be so humble - you are not that great. "
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat
"Pardo's First Postulate:
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
"So let me get this straight:
There are no photos of anyone doing anything at the party because the people
that were the subjects of the photos weren't doing anything worth
photographing. Furthermore these people weren't even there because they'd
never be involved in such things and even if they were there they'd be too
busy drinking water to be involved in the things that didn't happen because
they weren't there in the first place. And Garth didn't take these photos
that didn't get taken. Does this mean that Garth spent the entire evening
on his own in a room with a camera?
Now I'm really lost.
PS: Did he have a glass of water too?"
"Most people have read The Hobbit, picked up Lord of the Rings and have gone
'Ugggh... if I have to read one more three-page description of a tree...'"
-- Unknown, via Bruce
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