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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"
   Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
   -- Charlie Brown, Peanuts [Charles Schulz]


The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on; it is
never of any use to oneself.
        --Oscar Wilde


It is well to remember that the entire universe,
with one trifling exception, is composed of others.

     - John Andrew Holmes 


* There was a man who said "I never knew what happiness was until I
       got married... and then it was too late!"


* DGMage wonders if he'll be able to pull off what he wants once he gets all
  his music equipment..... Hardcore darkwave Industrial.... SHOEGAZER. ;)
 Hardcore Shoegazer. :)
 DGMage: You don't need any equipment.  Get a mic, a stun-gun, and a
 DGMage: The cat is important.
                        -- excerpts from #gothic


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