Today's quotes [9.3.12]

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"And let the rest of the wo-rr-ld go by"

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be
watching television by candlelight."
 
George Gobal.

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I
       should have been more specific. -- Jane Wagner

- At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the
   number of pens that person is carrying.

If I was you I would have sex with me

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