Today's quotes [9.29.12]
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A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
- Samuel Goldwyn
Sorry, my mind was wandering. One time my mind went all the way to Venus on
mail order and I couldn't pay for it.
* If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil made of?
A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
"In a way we're a kind of Peace Corps."
-- Major A. Lincoln German, Training Director of the
Green Beret Special Warfare School, Ft. Bragg, N. C.
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