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The reason American cities are prosperous is
that there is no place to sit down. 

     - Alfred J. Talley 

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The nice thing about being senile is -- your always meeting new people.

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"Have you been to a zoo? I mean as a visitor?"

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* Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to
       pound in the correct screw.


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"I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which
when you looked at it the right way did not become still more
complicated."

     - Poul Anderson 

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