Today's quotes [9.28.12]
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The reason American cities are prosperous is
that there is no place to sit down.
- Alfred J. Talley
The nice thing about being senile is -- your always meeting new people.
"Have you been to a zoo? I mean as a visitor?"
* Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to
pound in the correct screw.
"I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which
when you looked at it the right way did not become still more
- Poul Anderson
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