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"I can get to Rome, but I can't get to Elvis..."
                        -- me, in a support call


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"The population rises exponentially, the number of clues rises geometrically,
 and the number of clueful rises arithmetically. This is why the world has
 problems."

-- Alistair J. R. Young in alt.sysadmin.recovery


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Tune in next week for another series of classical music programs from
the Canadian Broadcorping Castration.


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Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be
   discontinued... Reason: it has been reported to our office that you
   expired on January 1, 1976.
   -- Letter from the Illinois Department of Public Aid


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ON LITERATURE
   This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown
   with great force. -- Dorothy Parker


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