Today's quotes [9.25.12]
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"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough
to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials."
ON PUBLISHING OR PERISHING
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone
has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University
"Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents"
"I want to touch it because it says don't touch..."
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as
they get older, then it dawned on me . . . they were cramming for their
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