Today's quotes [9.24.12]
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If anything can go wrong, it will.
"While the Big "M" folks in Redmond maintain the products are vastly
different, critics allege Workstation can be switched into the Server
version with a few easy tweaks. An official Microsoft marketer suggests
that's like arguing the only difference between men and women is a Y
chromosome. We think it's more akin to discovering your date is in drag."
-- Unknown, on the differences between Microsoft NT
Workstation 4.0 and Server 4.0
* If quiters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the
fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"?
Mother Nature is a bitch.
The world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
-- Sean O'Casey
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