Today's quotes [9.23.12]
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I don't exercise at all. If God meant for us to
touch our toes, he would have put them further up on
The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the
people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia
"I've found crashing jets into skyscrapers is a good
way to catch supervillains. But since this is real
life and not a comic book, maybe it's not such a hot
idea after all."
- David James
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?'
Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' "
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?
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