Today's quotes [9.22.12]
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"Maybe there is no actual place called hell.
Maybe hell is just having to listen to our
grandparents breathe through their noses when
they're eating sandwiches."
Antique is just another word for second-hand.
The true gentleman is subtly poised between an
inner tact and an outer deference.
-- Puzant Kevork Thomajan
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which
no remedy exists, unless laughter could be
said to remedy anything.
Government doesn't work.
- Harry Browne
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