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"Maybe there is no actual place called hell.
Maybe hell is just having to listen to our
grandparents breathe through their noses when
they're eating sandwiches."

Jim Carey. 


Antique is just another word for second-hand.


The true gentleman is subtly poised between an
        inner tact and an outer deference.
                                        -- Puzant Kevork Thomajan


Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which
no remedy exists, unless laughter could be
said to remedy anything.

                                  --Kurt Vonnegut


Government doesn't work. 

     - Harry Browne 


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