Today's quotes [9.21.12]
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Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.
"I am an expert of electricity.
My father occupied the chair of applied electricity
at the state prison."
"I feel schizophrenic; first he says 'open your mouth,' then he says 'keep
- Monica Lewinski
"Eddie Moto, Hunchback of Midvale Community College. In charge of dismissal
-- The Far Side
"Truth decays into beauty, while beauty soon becomes merely charm. Charm ends
up as strangeness, and even that doesn't last, but up and down are forever."
-- The Laws of Physics
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