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Last words of
Allen, Ethan (1738-1789)
          "Waiting are they?  Waiting are they?  Well--let 'em wait."


I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats.
I don't intend to waste any of mine running around exercising.

    - Neil Armstrong 


"P.S.  There is no big whirring movie camera hidden behind the big black
 rectangular hole in the middle of the Encyclopedia Britannica sitting on
 the shelf across from you in the cafeteria."
                        -- James "Kibo" Parry


The only thing you can do easily is be wrong,
and that's hardly worth the effort.

     - The Phantom Tollbooth, by Norton Juster 


"Oh no! I can't go to the deli! My singles cover has lapsed!"
                        -- Lyndall Holmes


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