Today's quotes [9.2.12]
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* Marriage certificate is just another name for a work permit.
Don DeLillo describing "Cocksucker Blues", the documentary about
the Rolling Stones' 1972 tour:
"It's the same show, the same city, the same motherfucking band
of emaciated millionaire pricks and their Negro bodyguards."
"I can resist all things but I can't resist temptation"
--Norman Danyael Teh
A straight line may be the shortest distance between
two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.
- The Doctor, Doctor Who
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
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