Today's quotes [9.19.12]
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If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably
'Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability'
George Bernard Shaw
We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools;
that's the only way most of us got through.
- Sam Levenson
"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that
you don't need it." -- Bob Hope
When the Irish say that St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland,
what they don't tell you is that he was the only one who saw any snakes!
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