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If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably 
worth it.

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'Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability'

George Bernard Shaw


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We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools;
that's the only way most of us got through.

- Sam Levenson 

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"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that
       you don't need it." -- Bob Hope


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When the Irish say that St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland,
what they don't tell you is that he was the only one who saw any snakes! 

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