Today's quotes [9.18.12]
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In any organization, there will always be one person who
knows what is going on. This person should be fired.
"Big Bird meets Salvador Dali has been brought to you by the numbers L and
), and by the letter 3."
-- D. J. Green
The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia
* There was this lover who told his love that he would go through
hell for her. They got married - and now he is going through HELL!
Main cause of death for hummingbirds: Crashing ass-first into trees.
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