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Conway's law:
In any organization, there will always be one person who
knows what is going on. This person should be fired.

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"Big Bird meets Salvador Dali has been brought to you by the numbers L and
 ), and by the letter 3."
                        -- D. J. Green


2. 




The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make
   them unsafe.
   -- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia


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* There was this lover who told his love that he would go through
       hell for her. They got married - and now he is going through HELL!


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Main cause of death for hummingbirds:  Crashing ass-first into trees.

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