Today's quotes [9.17.12]
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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even
bigger man to laugh at that man.
- Jack Handey, Saturday Night Live
In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination
should automatically disqualify you.
"You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if
you could know how seldom they do."
English is the language up with which I will not put
At bedtime, when my wife asks "Is everything shut-up for the night ?"
I always patiently reply, "Everything 'else' is, dear."
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