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I have seen hypocrisy that was so artful that it was good judgement to
be deceived by it.
- H. W. Shaw

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"... diamonds are forever, but _oranges_... are for half-time..."
                        -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital


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I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous
       and give the wrong answers.


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If triangles had a God, He'd have three sides.

    -- Old Yiddish proverb

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Humanity is divided into two: the masters and the slaves.
        
             --Aristotle

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