Today's quotes [9.15.12]
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"Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads.
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum."
-- Barnes and Barnes, "Fish Heads"
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
"The cure for anything is salt water -- sweat, tears, or the sea."
"It's like deja vu all over again."
- Yogi Berra
Teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly
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