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"Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads.
 Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum."
                        -- Barnes and Barnes, "Fish Heads"


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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. 

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"The cure for anything is salt water -- sweat, tears, or the sea."
                                   Isak Dinesen



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"It's like deja vu all over again." 

    - Yogi Berra

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Teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly
alike.

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