Today's quotes [9.14.12]
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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion,
butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet,
balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying,
take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations,
analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer,
cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects
- Lazarus Long
"Stupidity, like hydrogen, is one of the basic
building blocks of the Universe."
- Frank Zappa, during an explanation of why
the New York Times newspaper refused
to carry advertising for his new movie.
"I hate intellectual discussion. When I hear the words `phenomenology' or
`structuralism', I reach for my buck knife."
How do we solve all the world's problems?
Get the hungry to eat the homeless.
'Oh what a tangled web we weave' - Hair Club for Men.
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