Today's quotes [9.13.12]

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"Let the wild rumpus begin!" 

Truth is the cry of all, but the game of the few.
        --Ibid

ON EXTINCTION
   Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

"Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of
 ascension."

-- In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers

* If you don't die from it -- it is healthy.

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