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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady
       Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would
       drink it. -- His reply


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"Hmmmmm.  Are domestic abusers _always_ thinking about dairy products?"
                        -- Lt. Wilkes


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Trust no one.
Only those who you trust can betray you.

                     -- Robert Goodkind -- 

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The secret of success is sincerity.
Once you can fake that, you've got it made. 

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"Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me." 

GW Hegel.

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