Today's quotes [9.10.12]
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"Doing a thing well is often a waste of time." -- Robert Byrne
"Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place."
- Billy Crystal.
"Why Windows NT Server 4.0 continues to exist in the enterprise would be a
topic appropriate for an investigative report in the field of psychology or
marketing, not an article on information technology."
-- John Kirch, http://www.kirch.net/unix-nt.html
I'd just like to say that of all the people I've ever known,
you are one of them.
"User error. Replace user and press any key to continue."
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