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Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died.
"You know, it's not your fault that the dog died. He's probably up in
heaven right now, having a grand old time with God."
Susie, still crying, said "What would God want with a dead dog?"
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said
that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head
and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked inquisitively,
"How do you give shoulders?"
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?
Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lunch".
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple
Woman: "Quick! My husband is back!"
Man jumps out from a window. Flying down he starts to think: "Shit! But I
am the husband!"
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