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Good News, Bad News, Worse News II

        Your son studies a lot in his room
        You find several porn movies hidden there
        You're in them


A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to a
dinner. He then stands up to thank everyone. 

 "First I must thank my beautiful wife for her help and support, then
I want to thank my children, and the lottery commission."

   "Then I would like to thank Adolf Hitler". Suddenly everyone was
silent as he showed some numbers tatooed on his forearm and said,
"For the winning numbers".


Why did the Avon lady walk funny? 

     Her lipstick. 


Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to George
Costanza, one should also always try to look impatient
and annoyed to give your bosses the impression that
you are always busy.


   A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so
   proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in
   spite of her objections.
   One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go
   home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He
   shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home, Mother of Six?"
   His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts back,
   "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"


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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.


PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.

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