Today's jokes [9.2.12]
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Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them
picked up two huge potatoes and said "These potatoes remind me of Emil's
"Are they that big?" asked the other.
"No they're this dirty."
Age HOUSE PET
17 Muffy the cat
25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat
35 Irish setter and Muffy the Cat
48 Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat
66 Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs
Muffy the Cat
A woman with really hairy underarms boards a crowded bus. Unable to
find a seat, she settles for hanging onto one of the poles.
A drunk man next to her stares at her for three minutes, then tells
her, "I love a woman that does aerobics."
The woman replies angrily, "I don't DO aerobics!"
The drunk man then looks at the woman and says, "Then how did you get
your leg up so high?"
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
breasts don't have eyes
What's a famous saying at a gay bar?
May I push in your stool.
Sent by Jeff
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