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Seen on ABC News on April 1: "Egypt's emerging papyrus technology continues to alarm parents and law enforcement. A new bill introduced today would let the government regulate material found on papyrus. Legislators said paperspace, as it is known to so-called 'writers', is becoming a haven for monotheists, con artists and worse hoping to prey on the young and gullible. A little bit later in this broadcast we will have some tips on how to shield your children from offensive and dangerous material found on the dangerous papyrus."
Frequently, I get a strip of coupons or other promotional items from a little printer at the checkout of my local grocery. Coupons emerge as a thank-you for purchasing a product, or based on some other derived data. Yesterday, after buying a couple pints of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream (my favorite bad-for-me snack food), I got the following checkout coupons in sequence: Save 55c on Two(2) Pints Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Free High Cholesterol Survival Guide
While my wife and I were shopping at a mall kiosk, a shapely young woman in a short, form-fitting dress strolled by. My eyes followed. Without looking up from the item she was examining, my wife asked, "Was it worth the trouble you're in?"
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