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From Time magazine, "Numbers" section:
Estimated annual cost for a 10-year program that
would identify large asteroids most threatening to earth.
Budget for "Deep Impact", a film about the devastation
caused when a comet hits earth.
Microsoft Corp announced that they would purchase the
source the PenPoint operating system for the value of
one of Bill Gates eye-lashes (est. value $1.3 million).
Gates was quoted as saying "we are only doing what the
consumer has asked us to do: ship huge, bloated,
bug-ridden programs while using every trick in the book
to kill our competitors. As an example of our progress,
consider Windows CE which paints the screen slower on a
75 MHz MIPS RISC processor than the 16 MHz 68000 in the
Palm Pilot, while sucking the batteries dry in a tenth
Recently I answered the phone and it was a sales person
from a long distance company. They asked for my late father
"I'm sorry," I answered, "but he's dead."
Their reply, "May I leave a number in case the situation
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