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"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career." 

              - Gloria Steinem

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Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic.  I mimic my shadow.


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sorry I'd have written something shorter but I didn't have the time

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"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying
and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself." 

Peter O'Toole.

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"If elections changed anything they would be illegal"

A Grafitty on a wall in Sofia

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