Today's quotes [8.7.12]
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One of the major functions of skin is to keep people who look at
you from throwing up. -- Actual exam answer
"Internode Professional Access: A Great Route, Every Time"
-- Simon Hackett
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another
cute thing to tell him is "probably because of something you did."
Let thy maid servant be faithful, strong, and homely.
Advocates of capitalism are very apt to appeal to the sacred
princples of liberty, which are embodied in one maxim: The
fortunate must not be restrained in the exercise of tyranny
over the unfortunate.
- Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)
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