Today's quotes [8.6.12]
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Calkin's Law of Menu Language
The number of adjectives and verbs that are added to the description of a
menu item is in inverse proportion to the quality of the dish.
"The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes
they would not be caught dead in otherwise."
- Roger Simon
I gave my wife a new watch for her birthday . . . waterproof,
shockproof, unbreakable and anti-magnetic. Absolutely nothing
could happen to it. She lost it.
"Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests."
-- Steven Wright
"If a man does his best, what else is there?"
General George S. Patton (1885-1945)
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