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The difference between philosophy and theology:
if you have an argument over philosophy, you get red in the face. Over theology you throw


Confucious say: "Man who runs in front 
of car will soon get tired."


"Man who run in back of car gets exhausted."


- Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman


Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theology. 

    -- R. S. Barton


When I was a kid, my favourite relative was Uncle Caveman. After
       school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in awhile he
       would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
       Uncle Caveman was a bear.


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