Today's quotes [8.31.12]

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"Happy is the one who eats not the yellow snow."

                          on a Bazuka Bubble Gum Wrapper

Finagle's Third Law:
   In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct,
   beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

    - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's 
just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. 

                                                     --Homer Simpson 
  

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them
they are ruined.
        --Arthur Murphy, 1758

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