Today's quotes [8.3.12]
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You can learn many things from children. How much patience you
have, for instance.
--Franklin P. Jones
I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.
I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time.
"While I was doing this, a neighbor walked up, and I just want to say that if
you think it's easy to explain why you're squatting in your driveway, in
front of a set of burning underwear, surrounded by hair spray bottles,
holding a Barbie doll in your hand, then you are mistaken."
-- Dave Barry
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