Today's quotes [8.29.12]
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Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody
"I'm leaving in a couple hours for Knoxville, Tennessee. I'm going to
visit some family over Christmas. This is where my grandmother lives.
She has dementia, and is firmly convinced that a trio of hoodlums have
tunneled through the ground to her house and are now residing in her
"HEY! There's actually FOUR of us! And we're not hoodlums, we're thugs.
Tell her to get it straight."
-- firstname.lastname@example.org, Lt. Wilkes
"I just played two games of tetris in parallel... I won..."
"That post-coital glue..."
-- Sarah O'Brien
"WARNING: sending me junk-email will be interpreted as granting permission to
bomb your offices and machine-gun your children."
-- Simon Slavin, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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