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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the
premises without restricting the view


   Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.


Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.


Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a
man's genitals through his wallet.
                 -Robin Williams


"NOTE TO SELF:  When CGI women start turning you on, it's time to leave
 the house."

-- Jaffo


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