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When virtue and modesty enlighten her charms, the lustre of
               a beautiful woman is brighter than the stars of heaven,     
               and the influence of her power it is in vain to resist.     

                                                    Akhenaton (c. B.C. 1375)

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If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably 
haven't completely understood the situation.

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"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my 
fishburger and I realize, Oh my God... I could be eating a slow learner." 

- Lynda Montgomery

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"The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem,
       it is generally employed only by small children and large
       nations." -- David Friedman


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"Yow!  Am I having fun yet?!"

-- John Howard^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HZippy the Pinhead


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