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Behind every successful man stands a devoted wife and a surprised 
mother-in-law.

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The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. --
       Douglas Adams


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"Is that a near-death experience?"
"No that's a nipple..."
                        -- Damien Day, Sarah Brown


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I've always thought that underpopulated countries in
Africa are vastly under polluted.

-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, 
       explaining why  we should export toxic wastes to
       Third World countries

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Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
         Red Buttons


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