Today's quotes [8.26.12]
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Behind every successful man stands a devoted wife and a surprised
The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. --
"Is that a near-death experience?"
"No that's a nipple..."
-- Damien Day, Sarah Brown
I've always thought that underpopulated countries in
Africa are vastly under polluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank,
explaining why we should export toxic wastes to
Third World countries
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
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